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There’s a Tumblr of stuff the Elite staff says?!
Thank goodness I don’t say anything weird.

Tiffany
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I dunno, I think it’s kind of obvious that you made stuff up when you’re apparently president of 5 clubs and volunteering 17 hours a day. Just saying.

Mr. Bradshaw (via aurumkei)

When I was in high school, I loved anything that had to do with symbols or letters, so I thought, ‘Great! I’ll pursue a degree in mathematics.’

And then, I got to higher level math, and everything turned into symbols… I was just like, why is life so ew?

Zack the math teacher
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  • Bradshaw:

    Wow, I'm the most ethnically boring one in the room...

  • Class:

    Mr. Bradshaw...you're basically Korean.

  • Bradshaw:

    ...sadly, we're talking about my ancestry, not my soul.

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  • [In regards to working at Elite over the summer and intimidating little children]

  • Mr. Bradshaw:

    Maybe I'll purchase some Leena and Jennifer masks for you guys so you can look scary.

2 Notes

I don’t post on Facebook much, but that doesn’t mean I don’t stalk sometimes!

Mr. Bradshaw
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You could read a hundred Greek tragedies, and still not understand why.

Mr. Hamilton
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Even when I’m a very old man, I will still look back and think: what would David have discovered or made?

Mr. Hamilton (via lauraloveli)

(via zyking)
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Dear all 16 of our followers and any additional stalkers,

As many of you know, Mr. Hamilton left Elite a few months ago to start his own SAT/college application institution. 

In the hope of continuing to update this blog, we have changed the url, as we no longer see Mr. Hamilton on a regular basis.

If you still see Mr. Hamilton (or speak to him), you can still submit quotes from him here.

Now get off Tumblr and stop procrastinating.

The December SAT is in less than a week.

A charlatan is like someone who tries to deceive you…Like those people who take your money to read your palm, and then they tell you, ‘Ah, this line, which represents your marriage/love life, is leading to Justin Bieber!’ But its obviously a scam, since Justin’s too busy fathering children with women he meets in the restroom during his shows.

Mr. Bradshaw

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